Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Let Them Eat Pork!




 One of the big winners in the recent French elections was the far-right Front National (FN) party.  They won 15 mayoral races, giving them the opportunity to run cities for the first time in years.

The FN is led by Marine Le Pen, the daughter of the semi-fascist founder.  She is a very clever demagogue.  She has done a good job of making the party more acceptable – eliminating the overly racist rhetoric, ejecting the skinheads, recruiting more media-savvy candidates.  It remains to be seen whether she has really moderated the party’s extreme positions or just hidden them.

So I was very interested to see what she would do with her new-found power.  Would she take on some of important issues that she is always accusing the mainstream parties of ducking?  Would it be unemployment, taxes, security? 

Oh no, none of those.  Instead, Madame Le Pen decided to take on one of the burning issues of our time – school lunches.  Yes, according to Le Pen, many school districts in France have limited budgets and can only serve one main dish in their schools.  And because of religious sensitivities, they have eliminated pork so as not to offend their Muslim students.

Now, France has an aggressively secular government.  So Le Pen was making the seemingly reasonable point that there should not be such religious concessions in the public schools.  She would henceforth lead the charge to return sacred French bacon to the plates of impressionable schoolchildren.   To the barricades!

The only problem is that this shocking elimination of pork has taken place in, oh, six small school districts in all of France.  And how many of the newly-elected FN mayors are being forced to grapple with this agonizing problem?  That would be, um, zero.

I am looking forward to seeing what grave national problem Le Pen next plans to confront.  Toothpick imports? 

KVS

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