Saturday, May 31, 2014

It's a Mystery



The French economy is in tough shape and France is being called “the sick man of Europe.”  Many French products are too expensive and therefore uncompetitive in world markets.  And foreign companies are reluctant to invest in France because of what they consider an environment unfriendly to business.

That’s what made last night’s news so interesting.  There were three main stories.

The first story was about a company that wanted to make some changes to reduce costs.   The employees got very upset.  So what did they do?   They kidnapped the managers, keeping them at the factory until they reversed their decision (this happens more often than you think.)  TV crews came in to film everything.  The authorities, of course, did nothing.

The second story was about a company that was building a new factory.  This would be more efficient and lower costs.  The company’s competitors got very upset because it could hurt their business.  So what did they do?  They attacked the factory and destroyed a bunch of new equipment, while TV crews filmed everything.  The authorities, of course, did nothing.

The third story was about record unemployment and how nobody seems to know what to do about it. 

Hmm, I wonder if maybe these three stories are somehow related?  Just a hunch.

KVS 

Friday, May 30, 2014

School for Wives




I just finished reading Molière’s play L’école des femmes (The School for Wives.)  Written in 1662, it is nearly two thousands lines of rhyming couplets, written in archaic French.  Kind of the French equivalent of Shakespearean English, only harder. 

In other words, what was I thinking?

Well, my friend Sylvie gave it to me because she thought I would enjoy it.  And it was funny.  Plus it gave my dictionary a good workout.

I guess the main advantage is that now I can say things at cocktail parties like, “Well you know, old sport, Molière is much funnier in the original French” while I puff on my pipe.

In other words, what was I thinking?

KVS

Thursday, May 29, 2014

25 Wonderful Years


We celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary yesterday doing one of the things we love most – eating great food. 

We went to Villa Madie in Cassis, a fantastic restaurant in a beautiful coastal town.  Our table looked out over the blue Med.  It could hardly have been better.

25 years! I am a very lucky guy.

KVS


The blushing bride

The handsome groom

Beautiful Cassis

The view

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Earthquake in France !






Newspapers here have been calling Sunday’s election a “séisme”, or earthquake.  I’m thinking more like a shitstorm.

Let’s see, what’s been going on?

On Sunday, France elected deputies to the European Parliament.  The Front National (FN) - the racist, xenophopic party - won big, with a quarter of the vote, putting it well ahead of the major parties.

It is easy to both overstate and understate what this means.

On the one hand, voter turnout was at near record lows.  Nobody really cares about the European Parliament and even fewer know what it does.  With the low turnout, this means that the FN actually got the support of only about 10% of French voters. 

On the other hand, it is a reflection of the extreme “colére” (anger) of many French voters.  Everyone we know talks about how disconnected politicians are from the voters, how politicians and government officials form a closed society and only take care of themselves. There is special colére about “multiple mandates” – the fact that one person can be a mayor, a member of the French parliament, and a party official all at the same time, collecting multiple salaries and (later) multiple pensions. 

Over and over we hear that the government is run by a small group of people who all went to the same few schools, run for office over and over, say the same things on TV over and over, and change nothing. 

Of course, when they do try to change something, the French react by taking to the streets and protesting, but that’s another story.

In many ways, both the high rate of abstentions and the support for the FN represents a protest vote.  But if politicians here don’t fix important problems, first and foremost economic performance, the protest votes will continue.

Meanwhile, what’s going on with the major parties?

The UMP, the conservative party, had a huge embezzlement scandal break the day after the election.  I knew it was big when the first eleven (!) articles in Le Monde were about this.  Within a day, the entire leadership had resigned and the party was in danger of breaking apart.  For the moment, a group of three former prime ministers is running things until a new party congress can be held in the summer.

As for the Socialists, who at last report were actually in charge of the government, things go from bad to worse.  First they got crushed in the municipal elections last month.  Then they had their worst results ever in the European elections.  President Hollande now has by far the lowest job approval ratings of any president in the history of France.  How low?  Think about how low Nixon’s ratings got after Watergate.  Ok, way lower than that. 

I think it is fair to say that he is about as popular here as English cooking.

The day after the election, Hollande addressed the nation. His speech pretty much boiled down to, “Whoa, you guys are mad!

Today all of Europe’s leaders are in Brussels, trying to figure out what to do, because there were big protest votes in most European countries.  They are thinking of having the European bureaucrats try to encourage job growth, rather than their usual focus on things like rules for standard cucumber sizing.

Good luck with that.

KVS

Sunday, May 25, 2014

And The Winner Is...




This is a quiz.

One of the following was the top-grossing film of 2013, while the other just won the top prize at the Cannes Film Festival.  I’ll let you figure out which is which.


A.)    This action picture, the third in a series, features a Marvel Comics character, spectacular special effects, and lots of things blowing up.

B.)    Clocking in at 3 hours and 16 minutes, this film is a “philosophical talkfest about life and death, good and evil, the beauty of the world and the art of conversation.”


This is an IQ test, people!

KVS